Please stop taunting me with your affordability and easy oceanfront living.
I am well aware of the wonderful amenities you boast, such as:
- reasonably priced ocean property (starting around $200,000) only 2-3 blocks from the actual ocean
- Neighborhoods that, while peppered with rental properties, are not over commercialized
- easy access to the public beach
- a golf cart ride away from a regular price grocery store
- Dining options within walking distance and golf cart driving distance
- A short, 20 min trip from all the commercialism I could ever want
However:
- I do not have a job there
- My parents refuse to move there with me (for now)
- My children could not come due to the fact that they have other parents too
- Um....yeah that's about it
So stop finding your way into my internet browser and forcing me to look at your spacious, furnished, ready-to-move-into options that meet my specific search criteria.
Yours Truly (no seriously, one day I WILL be yours!!!),
A Closet Beach Bum
