Open Letter #8

Dear Life at Cherry Grove Beach,

Please stop taunting me with your affordability and easy oceanfront living.

I am well aware of the wonderful amenities you boast, such as:

• reasonably priced ocean property (starting around $200,000) only 2-3 blocks from the actual ocean
• Neighborhoods that, while peppered with rental properties, are not over commercialized
• easy access to the public beach
• a golf cart ride away from a regular price grocery store
• Dining options within walking distance and golf cart driving distance
• A short, 20 min trip from all the commercialism I could ever want

However:

• I do not have a job there
• My parents refuse to move there with me (for now)
• My children could not come due to the fact that they have other parents too
• Um....yeah that's about it

So stop finding your way into my internet browser and forcing me to look at your spacious, furnished, ready-to-move-into options that meet my specific search criteria.

Yours Truly (no seriously, one day I WILL be yours!!!),

A Closet Beach Bum