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Dear Parent of Screaming 2 1/2 year Old Standing in My Lobby, Your child is wailing like a 3 month old baby. I had to look twice to make s...

Dear Warm and Comfy Bed, Why is it that you are Oh-So-Wonderful at 5:00am on a Monday morning but not so much on a Saturday? You know I ca...

Dear People Who Work in a School, No one made you work here. If you don't like children, get out. Right now. No seriously, this is a...

Dear Reader, First of all, humor me. I am pretending you exist and that I am not just writing this blog for the amusement of the magic int...

Dear Parents Who Don't Get Along with Each Other, Just because you don't like the person you chose as your child's other paren...

Dear Mr. Shoe Store Man, I did not appreciate the dirty looks you gave my family at your shoe store last night. You didn't need to c...

Dear Vending Machine Guy, I already wrote you a letter about the fact that you brought a machine but no drinks for it. That was 10 days a...