I was going back through my drafts and found this hidden gem from 2011. I don't remember writing it, but it must have been a REALLY bad day. To my FHE peeps, you know I really do love you and don't mind you being in my office at all. Well most of the time anyway! :P
Dear 5 People in the Hall Outside My Office,
I'm working. You know, that thing YOU are probably supposed to be doing right now. Except you are waiting to see the Principal or Assistant Principal. Guess what? She's working too! Go away!
Anyway, since you are out there/in here, let me point out a few key things to you:
- This is not the complaint department. I cannot solve all your problems.
- It's hard to balance budgets and pay invoices when you are telling me about your scam to cheat someone's insurance out of money cause that girl hit you the other night with her daddy's car.
- My office is really not that big. You can't all fit in here.
- One of you needs more deodorant and someone else needs less cologne.
- I am totally writing an open letter on my blog to you while I am halfway pretending to listen to you gripe because I certainly can't focus on my JOB right now.
You People are Going to Drive Me to Drink and it's Only 9:30am,
Your Trapped in her Office Secretary
